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| by Eyodius Belladonna (AKA: that cheesy dark angel chick) |
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The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zel glares at the cameraccccc and glaresccccc. and glaresccc and glares some more. Zelgadis: (still glaring at the camera)ccc. You think Ifm a freak, donft youc. Voice (off camera): Zel! Wefve been over this! Now stop whining and? *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 4" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamc. (looks off stage then back at the camera) Now. Voice (off camera): (harshly whispering) Zel! Youfre supposed to say what type of ice cream! Zelgadis: Donft tell me what to do! (turns to the right) Now listen here you little punk? *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 11" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamfs latest flavor: Golem RoadcItfs like Rocky Road, but made with real golemsc. (looks off stage) Thatfs disgusting! Voice (off camera): Zel! Youfre not here to question the product! Just sell it! Zelgadis: But who would want to have rocks in their ice cream? *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 26" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamfs latest flavor: Golem RoadcItfs like Rocky Road, but made with real golemsc Itfs mm-mm? (pauses) Ifm sorry! I canft do this! (walks off camera) *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 53" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamfs latest flavor: Golem RoadcItfs like Rocky Road, but made with real golemsc Itfs mm-mm-good! (a hand shoves a spoon in front of his face)(pointing at the spoon) Youfre not going to make me eat this are you? (the hand throws the spoon at him) Voice (off camera): Oh come on! I wanna go home!! *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 133" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit and standing behind a counter. He grins nervously at the camera and sweat is evident on his face. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamfs latest flavor: Golem RoadcItfs like Rocky Road, but made with real golemsc Itfs mm-mm-good! A hand shoves a spoon in front of Zelfs face. He slowly takes the spoon then gives a withering look off camera, then at the ice cream. He reluctantly digs into the tub. There is a sickening crunching sound as Zelgadis chews and forces a grin. He nervously glances off camera and stiffly swallows the ice cream. The camera drifts to the left to reveal a girl holding one of the light weapons and glaring threateningly at the chimera. Voice (off stage): Hey! Get that camera out of here! (a hand blocks the lens) *Beep!* A hand appears in front of the camera holding a scene board "Take: 187" The screen fades onto Zelgadis dressed in a bunny suit, standing behind a counter and glaring at the camera. On the counter is a rather large tub of ice cream. Zelgadis: Buy Blue Bunny Ice Creamfs latest flavor: Golem RoadcItfs like Rocky Road, but made with real golems. (hold up a spoon) Itfs mm-mm-good! (quickly flashes a plastic grin the glares off camera) There! Happy now? I did youfre stupid commercial! (throws down the spoon and storms off stage cursing) Voice (off camera): Zel! Get back here! We still need to shoot from three more angles! Another voice (off camera): Itfs alright! We got enough!c Wefve been here all day! PLEASE! Can we just go home now?! Voice (off camera): BUT? c.. (sighs) Fine! Fine!c Alright! Thatfs a wrap! *Beep!* The little blue bunny symbol appears on the screen. End! ^_^;; |
Mail : Eyodius Belladonna
| Thank you Eyo-chan! QP/Diana translated this hilarious fanfic into Japanese. Here it is. |