
Gary,
you are the greatest!!! When I was a big fan of Gary Karr, I was given
a special permission to come to his two-day recording session at Vega Hall
in Takarazuka, Japan. In the morning of the first day session, I asked
him which music he would play for the recording. He then replied me, "I
don't know..." I thought he was joking to me. But a recording director
of King Record then showed up and gave him a piece of paper with a list
of music, saying "Please record the music on the list". Then his accompanist,
Harmon Lewis, grabbed a pile of sheet music (about 10 inch thick) from
his bag and picked up the music on the list for Gary and himself.
Gary said, "They wanted me famous encore pieces." While they were doing
the microphone test for less than an hour, Gary practiced several difficult
parts and checked final fingerig and bowing. Then the session started!
Nobody else except him in the world could do that! The recording is now
being released as "Apres un reve ".
The
Story by Mr. D of Swiss Romande Orchestra: When he was talking to his
friend in a garage, he left his bass bow case behind on a car of his friend's.
The next day he found it and went to the garage again. Then he felt relieved
since he found his bow case on the car. But his friend told him, "What?
Yesterday I was driving around the city of Geneva!" "Oh my God!!! @_@"
Mr.
Nucketlunde again!: When he arrived at a recital hall in Osaka, he
found an end pin screw of his double bass malfunction. Then a repairer
from a bass shop came to the hall to fix it, but he diagnosed that he should
replace the whole part of the end pin! That day was the recital day. He
couldn't dissemble any part of his double bass because the condition would
change so much. He then decided to play the double bass without the end
pin. He prepared two pieces of block and covered it with a fine velvet
and put his bass on the velvet podium. He played the double bass very straight
not to slip it from the small podium. His recital was over without problems.
According to the audience, he even looked very nice!
End
Pin Drilling: Ms. Nobuko Yamazaki, a famous Japanese cellist,
and Mr. Kawahara, the principal bass of Cologne Radio Symphony were doing
rehearsal for the Japan Octet in Takarazuka. Ms. Yamazaki couldn't fix
her cello end pin on the stage properly because the stage was so slippery.
Then Mr. Kawahara grabbed his Bergonzi double bass and dropped it at her
cello place to make an end pin hole. "Everything is OK now." The Bergonzi
was used as a drill!!!
Job
or Phone???: When Mr. I of G Symphony Orchestra was a free-lance bass
player, he didn't get much job. He thought that was because he didn't have
a private phone in his room. He, therefore, sold his double bass (!) and
bought a new telephone there. Unfortunately, that story became famous among
the bass players, so that his work situation became even worse! (;_;)
Chicken
or Egg???: Mr. Nucketlunde of S Symphony sold his double bass to study
the double bass in Germany. He, therefore, couldn't practice the double
bass at all for the first three months in Germany!!! (Why did he go to
Germany???)
Double
Bass on a River!!!: Mr. O, a former principal double bass of N Symphony,
had a big wish to buy a wonderful double bass in a foreign country where
he would study it. He, then, threw his plywood bass away on a river!
Story
by Mr. Yamamoto in Yokohama: When I played the Beethoven 5th Symphony
with an old Haefner double bass in Osaka, the very beginning long E flat
tone was somehow out of tune. I wondered why? When I played the first repeat
of the first movement, the wire at the tailpiece collapsed! The bridge
was fallen off and the tailpiece was swinging. I just left the stage with
the broken double bass. My concert was then over by playing just one page
of the music. The orchestra proceeded the music without even noticing it.
Wonderful
Practice Room!!!: Prof. E of a conservatory didn't like to carry
lots of staff with him on the way to go to a concert hall to play the solo.
He was already wearing his swallowtail and dress coat and the double bass
had no cover on it. He took the Yamanote line and there is a rumor that
he was practicing the bass inside the train! He once said, "Tapping your
finger on the fingerboard hard enough is really important to make a good
tone! That really makes a tone audible at very far place because I noticed
that lots of people on the train looked at me!!!" (@_@)
Hanging
a Double Bass!!!: A scroll of a double bass of Mr. M of K Symphony
was accidentally hanged by a heavy opening curtain of a concert hall. Audience
at the concert first saw a hanging double bass and a miserable bass player
jumping to get it on a stage.
A
late manager of T Symphony used to be a double bass player long long time
ago. He forgot to bring his bass bow when he came to a school concert.
He then borrowed a violin bow from one of his colleagues, but he played
it so hard that the bow was broken. (A principal double bass, Mr. Otto
Nucketlunde of S Symphony, also forgot bringing his bow at the rehearsal
of the Trout Quintet. He then borrowed a cello bow and the rehearsal went
on without any problem. He didn't break the bow at all! No boast please,
Mr. Nucketlunde!)
Miserable...:
An end pin of a double bass of Mr. F of O Philharmonic got stuck on a podium,
He pulled it out too strongly... Then a big bang sound! His double bass
collapsed with the pin still stuck.
Too
bad...: A bassist at a Swiss Opera House always felt his bass too heavy
to carry. He, therefore, always dragged his bass on the way to his home!
A padded cover was worn out and the bottom bout of the bass changed its
shape... (;_;)
Collapsing
again!: When Mr. H of O Philharmonic checked in at an airline counter
in Europe, he checked his double bass with a soft cover as a luggage. When
he was waiting at the baggage claim, he saw a kind personnel bringing his
bass, saying "Sir, is this OK?". He found the neck was separated from the
body inside the cover!!!
(My Goodness!)
Collapsing
again!!!: Another bass player was waiting for his double bass at the
baggage claim. His bass unexpectedly appeared at the exit of a moving luggage
conveyor with other luggage. Of course the bass was too big to clear the
exit and its neck broke off!!! (Scary...)
Story
from Mr. Tsubakihara of Osaka: When I was carrying my double bass on
road by using a end pin wheel, I heard a heavy sound. A woman on a bike
hit the bass. "Don't carry such a big stuff on road, you idiot!", she shouted
and left there.

Athlete
or Bassist?: Mr. Nucketlunde, the principal bass player of S Symphony,
showed up the stage with his double bass. Audience gave him a lot of applause.
Suddenly he found out that he left his music behind in his dress room.
He left his bass on the stage and dashed to the dress room. The room was
unfortunately two floor lower, but he kept running at full speed on the
spiral step. He came back to the stage and played the Largo music very
elegantly without even short breath!
Mishearing
or What???: When I was studying Bach very seriously, I used to listen
to and compare the continuo part of tens of different recordings of Badenelli
of Orchestral Suit #2. Among many recordings, I found out one recording
which had an ideal bass sound, very double bass tonality but clear and
rhythmical. I also found the continuo player was not far from me, then
I had a chance to ask him the story on the recording. He said, "At that
recording, I forgot bringing my bass rosin and borrowed a violin one."
He then continued, "I didn't even play all continuo tones written on the
music..." (@_@)
Just
an Accident...: A double bass section of an orchestra was proud of
their quasi Berlin Philharmonic playing style. When Mr. N was playing ff
notes with lots of bow like what in Berlin, he suddenly lost his bow control
and the bow was stuck between strings! Unfortunately at that moment, the
full orchestra was playing pp notes with violincelli and double basses
(very last of the last movement of Beethoven 4th Symphony)!!! His bass
colleagues swallowed laughing...
Play
from Memory...: It happened at the encore of the concert of O Philharmonic.
When Mr. S tried to put his music on a stand, the music fell off. Unfortunately
the music fell into the bottom of the downstairs! The conductor already
started the encore. He then played fake Toreador of Carmen with his bass
partner.
Mr.
Nucketlunde again!: He once used a bass chair, the height of which
was adjusted by a screw. When his orchestra was on a climax at the Symphony
Hall in Osaka, the screw was taken off and the chair height suddenly became
very low with lots of noise. He barely held his double bass. The violin
players saw him disappear suddenly behind the bass.
Disastrous...:
Mr. T of H Symphony left his double bass on the side of a stage before
the rehearsal. People were busy working to make a stage. Oh my goodness!!!
A gigantic reverberation panel was lowering on his double bass!!! Nobody
checked the stage at all...
Disastrous
again...: After a chamber music concert, a manager of T Symphony was
carrying off several double basses from his wagon. Another person helped
him and he was taking these basses to a rehearsal room. A manager somehow
thought that he finished taking all the basses to the rehearsal room. He,
therefore, backed his wagon very fast. Then he heard a lot of noise which
those double basses were producing.....(@_@)
"Overseas Episode!"
Backpack with a Big Tone?: One day when I was studying in Germany,
a gatekeeper of my school stopped me and showed me a newspaper, saying,
"Is this you?" I found a large photo of me carrying my double bass on back.
I didn't recognize when the photo was taken. The title of the photo was
"Ein Sack voll Toene (A backpack with lots of tone)".
Seat
Reservation Please!: It happened when Mr. Nucketlunde went to Italy
to take part in a competition. Typical European long distance trains have
compartments with six seats. If you want to bring a double bass on the
train, you have to occupy all the six seats. When he wanted to carry his
double bass by train, the train was unfortunately packed with lots of workers
from Greece and Turkey with big luggage. The luggage was so huge that he
couldn't even walk through the corridor. He then threw his double bass
into a vacant compartment from one of the train windows. He reserved whole
compartment anyway! Other passengers hesitated to get into the compartment
because of the big double bass. He then got into the compartment and reserved
all the seats for himself!!! (^^;;;)
Erlkoenig???:
When F. Schubert composed a famous song "Erkoenig" at the age of twenty,
his friend sent his hand written music to Breitkopf, a famous music publisher
in Europe, asking whether the music could be published or not. Now the
story begins. The publisher somehow returned this music to F. Anton Schubert,
a composer and double bassist in Dresden. Then Anton got very mad about
the music because he thought that somebody intentionally used his name
to compose such a mediocre cantata. Is the song, Erkoenig, cantata? Is
such a wonderful song mediocre???
Student
Follows Mentor: This is a story that happened a long time ago at a
summer double bass school in Sienna, Italy. Mr. Miyake, the principal bass
of Kyoto Symphony, Mr. Brown, the principal bass of Bavarian Radio Symphony,
Prof. Siebens of Brussels Conservatory, and I were having lessons of Prof.
F. Petracchi. (When the hell was this story???) One time we decided to
earn some money by playing double bass quartet. We played famous "Strauss
in the Dog House", "Brumby", "Rauber", and so on in the downtown of Sienna.
People threw a lot of lire bills on our double bass cover on the ground.
We found out it was a good business, then played several times at different
places. Of course we had a really gorgeous dinner that night! But... The
next day all of us were called to Prof. Petracchi's room and he was really
mad about what we did and we got called down, "Do you understand what you
did? All of you would be kicked out from the school!!!" Well... then we
were all depressed.
The story is not finished yet! We later heard that one year before Prof. Petracchi did the exactly same thing we did. He also severely got called down by his school like, "It a shame that our Professor did such a thing!!!". Well, we are saved!
Good
News for Frequent Travelers!: When I went to the airport to meet R.
Zepperitz, the former principal bass of the Berlin Philharmonic, I expected
him carrying his double bass with him from the exit. But he just had a
neck of the double bass with a cover. He explained me that he had a compact
type of the double bass, the body and the neck were dissembled by screws.
He also told me that the only one end of the sound post was glued to the
body. "Now I can assemble the bass only in five minutes!" He boasted. Why
is he doing such? Because the body part is fit into a suit case and you
can check the luggage without any excess charge, but when you check the
whole double bass, they will charge you enormous amount of money!!!
Streicher
and His Lemboeck: A story about Mr. Ludwig Streicher, the double bass
living legend and the former principal of the Vienna Philharmonic. I heard
this story when I did a translation for him.
When the World War II was almost over, he was living in Krakow in Poland. There was a rumor that the Soviet Army would come to the village and get whatever they think valuable. Then he hid all of his family valuable stuff, including his double bass, inside a cellar. He even put a cover with brick at the entrance of the cellar and glued it carefully. As all of you know there is a hideous humidity in the cellar. After the War, he opened the entrance to the cellar to get his double bass back, but the high humidity there ruined the glue and the bass was totally dessembled. He collected all wooden pieces in a bag and put the bag in a loft to dry them. Then there was too much dry there and all the bass wood got warped! When he started his solo activity, his double bass repairer really had a hard time to assemble his double bass again. That is the Vienese old instrument, Lemboeck. (The instrument photo can be seen in his double bass methods. If you carefully look at the photo, you will find the instrument surface very rough!)
No
Joke Please...: Mr. R, principle bass of a major opera house in Berlin,
was on a tour in Israel. When he was at a hotel bar, he made a signature
of "Adolf Hitler" on a check. (He thought that was just a joke.) Of course
that became a serious diplomatic incident afterward, The whole tour was
canceled and all members of the orchestra had to leave the country. He
was kicked out from the orchestra and even lost the right to receive his
pension. He could have had a little more brain to think about the delicate
relation between Israel and Germany.
Cosi
Fan Tutte...: It happened at the final of the International Double
Bass Competition in Markneukirchen in Germany. There were three finalists
and one of them was a female bassist. When she was playing at the final,
the audience believed she would win the competition. However, she suddenly
stopped playing in the middle of the music and she was about to cry. The
screw of her bass bow was broken!!! Then all the judges rushed to the stage.
Some asked the audience for the alternative, some tried to fix her bow,
there was a panic on the stage. Finally she continued her playing with
the other bow and won the competition! All of the audience was wondering
what'd have happened if a male double bass player had had a same accident...
She deserved the help because she was a nice blond German babe!!!
[to be continued]
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